Monday, December 10, 2007

Paranormal State

So! What exciting things have been happening in Christy world... hm.

Friday - BAKED! I woke up around noon-ish, which is quite on par with an average wake-up time for me, went to Stonestown to eat lunch at the food court because I am lame and then I went to the market to get a few things. I got a big thingy of water and ready to bake cookie things. I got a gingerbread one and a sugar cookie one. Yay! The sugar cookies had little snowmen pictures on them. Adorable. So then I spent about 3 hours baking baking baking. WOW. I felt so domesticated! I made two batches of homemade chocolate chip cookies, the gingerbread cookies, and the sugar cookies. Overall I think I made about... 100 cookies? After baking, I showered and got ready for Emily's party. Melissa showed up at my place around 6:45 and then we head over to the Mission together. Before Em's party, we went to Ambiance for their Customer Appreciation Sale (10% off regular price stuff, 20% off sale stuff). I ended up getting a REALLY cute dark grey silky dress that I can wear to my Dad's work holiday dinner and Melissa got a really cute necklace. We showed up to the party around 8:30 and it really got hopping around 9:30-ish. The house was PACKED! Ellen and Bo showed up around 11 and we all hung out until about 1 am. AWESOME party :)

Saturday - woke up around 11, met Phill's sister and baby niece (who is the cutest baby I've seen in a very long time), had lunch at Brain Wash Cafe (basic breakfast: 2 eggs, potatoes, yummy thick sourdough toast), and then got my nails done at this really cute little pace in the city.  After I went home, took a nap, then left with Ellen for our friend Oranuj's birthday. We ate this little Korean place in the city and then hit up a bar in Nob Hill called Sugar Cafe. Nice. Sugar Cafe was pretty nice... pretentious but nice.  My tummy wasn't feeling 100%, probably due to an overload of kimchi, so I didn't get anything to drink.  I did try Bo's pomegranate drink and it was REALLY good.  OH. I also got fed the best line I've ever heard.  We were outside and this guy starts talking to me, Ellen, and our friend Olivia.  I give Ellen the WTF face and the guy notices so he says to me reassuringly, "I'm not trying to get into your hole or nothing." WHAT. REALLY?! Nice. It was the highlight of my night.  All night it was, "Hey can you hand me my purse? I'm not trying to get into your hole or nothing" or "Can you take a picture of us? I'm not trying to get into your hole or nothing." Yikes. Best line EVER.

Sunday - woke up early (10), got to Santa Clara around 12 and met up with Aaron at the Country Inn Cafe.  I thought the place would be semi-decent and it turned out to be quite the greasy spoon ghetto cafe.  Cheech and Chris showed up at like 12:30 and we had lunch! I got eggs benedict... YUM and it was pretty decent.  After lunch, Aaron and I continued onto the movie theatre (minus Cheech and Chris) to see Golden Compass.  The movie was actually pretty entertaining but of course the book is 10x better. But yeah, the movie was visually very entertaining. :)  After the movie I parted ways with Aaron (I had to get my ass to Target) but NOT before having a totally awkward situation.  Yikes. This is how it went:

Aaron: Do you want to go somewhere for ice cream?
Me: Actually, I have to go run errands... sorry.  But uh, I'm going out of town on Friday and I'll be back in January so I'll talk to you then? I had fun today though!

Then I lean in to hug him, which was a little bit too much of a deep body contact hug but whatever, and then as we're parting our hug he kind of leans in for a KISS. A KISS?! Seriously. Yikes. I not-very-subtly back away and leave him with a...

Me: Uh, yeah. So... I think I'm moving back to LA in mid-January... but uh, I'll talk to you online? Okay BYE"

Then I high-tail it out of there. Wow. So awkward. I feel bad for shooting him down like that, but it felt so wrong to me! Very sad. He's a really nice and sweet guy, but I have absolutely no interest.  *sigh. I have terrible dating luck. Yeesh.

After our date, I went to Target and got lots of presents! Yay, a game for my mom, a game for my little cousins, bed sheets for my parents, and a container of milk for me. :) Very nice.  For dinner Ellen and I ordered Chinese Chicken Salads from CPK. Yum.

Today, it was a pretty chill day.  I woke up and went to Chinatown to satisfy my pho craving and then I picked up a few egg custard tarts, a few little jewelry boxes that my mom likes, and hot almond milk tea from Ten Ren.  I got home around 3:30 and just hung out at home for the rest of the day.  Ellen and I made dinner (pasta with spinach artichoke dip as pasta sauce! yum!) and then we watched Paranoral State! The show is actually pretty creepy.  I got chills the entire hour we watched that show.  The two episodes they played tonight turned out to be only semi-creepy... the previews of next week's episodes looked muuuch scarier. Yikes. Okay, I'm tired updating for now...

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Feral: Having returned to an untamed state from domestication.

Wow. I've been out of work for less than a month, and I'm becoming feral. I didn't leave the house at all on Tuesday, yesterday I just left to get lunch, and today I left for like 30 minutes to go to the Apple store with Ellen. WOW. I'm so gross. I didn't even shampoo my hair Tuesday OR Wednesday. I'm disgusting. I'm so bored during the day that I actually take a NAP in the middle of the day... even though I get like 12 hours of sleep at night. What the hell is wrong with me?! Bleh. Anyway. This weekend I have some fun plans I think! Tomorrow it's Emily's fun HOLIDAY PARTY at her apt! I'm making homemade chocolate chip cookies (wow, wish me luck on that one) and bringing a bottle of Framboise. Mmmm raspberry beer.

Saturday afternoon I have plans with Melissa to try this reflexology place in the Inner Richmond and then Saturday night it's dinner and a bar for Oranuj's birthday! Yay plans. Sunday I'm going on a double date with Cheech, Chris, and AARON. One of my eHarmony boys. Okay, let's be honest. My only eHarmony guy. I was chatting with another guy on eHarmony and he friended me on FB... and his profile says he's in a relationship! So random. Then he msg'ed me on gChat and I asked him about his FB relationship status. And then... he stopped chatting. Haha... not even ONE response. WOW. So classy... and it's not like I was being creepy and friended him... he approached ME on FB and asked to be friends. Does he think I'm not going to look at his profile? Why must people be stupid and assume that everyone else is just as stupid? Yeesh.

Anyway. Yeah. Double date on Sunday with Cheech... brunch and GOLDEN COMPASS. I'm pretty damn excited. :)

Okay, I hope tomorrow is going to be more interesting than Tuesday, Wednesday, and today. Yeesh I'm a loser. Also! I think I'm driving back to LA on Friday, Dec. 14th. Might as well... I'm not doing ANYTHING in SF right now...

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Random stuff...

I'm going to just post random crap that I find online... haha!

Cute happa boy! Sounds a little like Jack Johnson... I just want to put him in my pocket.





**UPDATE** They removed the SV Tech Bubble video... LAME!

Overheard in New York City

A few blurbs from one of the funniest websites I've come across (www.overheardinnewyork.com):

Customer: Um, excuse me, I ordered a root beer float, but you gave me a beer float.
Burger girl: Oh my god... I'm sorry.
Customer: I mean, I like your custard, and I like beer, but...
Random guy: Hey, can I have it?

--The Shake Shack

Young Asian man to Asian woman with baby, while touching baby's foot: She is so soft. Does she have bones yet?

Asian mom: Yes, she has bones!

--L Train

Old guy: Hey! You respect your elders! Don't be disrespectful to your elders!

12-year-old boy: Shut the fuck up! Come here! Come over here! I'll fuck you up! Fuck you!

Passerby: I'd love to see an old man and a little kid throw down in the middle of Union Square.



--Union Square

Drunk NYU girl: So, what I'd really like to do is help the innocent... [Drunk friend laughs.] With, like, fireballs!



--Bowery & 4th

Girl: Ugh! Can I hang myself with your tie, please?
Guy: No! I love this tie!

--110th & Manhattan

Fat lady #1: Excuse me, could you move over?
Thin woman: Well, I can't move over anymore.
Fat lady #1: Excuse me, could you move over?
Fat lady #2: There is no way you're going to fit in that space.
Fat lady #1: If you moved over I could. I'm not fat like you.
Fat lady #2: Not only are you fat, but you're crazy. You think I'm fat? Get away before I eat you.

--E Train

Mother: Oh my god! I just saw a bird fly by the window! Isn't that neat?
Teen: Don't be ridiculous, Mom. Birds can't fly that fast. It was probably a bullet.

--LaGuardia

Older brother: Ha ha, you look like a mice.
Younger brother: You don't even know how to speak. You're supposed to say I look like a mouse.
Older brother: No, a mice is a mouse when it's still little.

--Gristedes, Henry Street

AND FINALLY... this is one I've actually said before to those register to vote people outside of WalMart:

Young woman: Hey, would you like to sign up and register to vote?
Man: No, thanks. I'm an illegal alien.

--Grand Concourse, the Bronx

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Golden Compass!

Man I am so geeked about the Golden Compass movie...



I'm a loser. :)